So. After coming across THIS in misogynist hellhole Men’s Health magazine, I thought I’d do my own version. I bring you: Anatomy of a perfect woman, before and after.
BEFORE:
AFTER:
Anatomy of a Perfect Woman
Like King Lear but for girls
So as a short black girl with curly hair and size 6 feet and 32a chest…I’m out? well hot damn.
Yummy! When can we meet.
Ha!
Luckily, I fit the eighth criterion well enough to know that, despite conforming to quite a lot of them (small feet and brown hair yes, but my hips are wide and gorgeous), the remaining ten are also utter nonsense.
This is classic barbie-style woman… she’s tall but has small feet? big boobs but tiny hips? So the perfect woman is someone who fall sover all the ti..oh, wait..
“Intelligence [in women] Is Refreshing”. Did you see that in the Men’s Health article? FFS. They are living in 1897.
hahaha I would like to imagine the perfect woman… how can you have both long legs and little feet… it is not normal…
You made me laugh and love the changes (and: yes, I’m a man, and I respect all individuals no matter what gender, colour or orientation they are – as long as they are as smart and to-the-point as you.
unfortunately it doesn’t work like this.. Im fairly tall with large boobs and tiny feet and as a result walk like a Neanderthal.